She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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