It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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