I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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