Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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