No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
did i walk over a car last night?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Randomize
