Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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