So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Randomize
