a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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