K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
It's not a walk of shame if you run
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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