im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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