Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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