She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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