I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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