good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
If I die, sorry about rent.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
try to milk me bitch
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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