Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
birth control should be required to get into college
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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