Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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