I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
