forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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