didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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