apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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