come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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