im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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