He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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