Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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