he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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