VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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