Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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