sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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