She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
he shaved USA in his pubs
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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