Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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