I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
