like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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