my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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