totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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