I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
