bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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