I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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