I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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