Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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