the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Do vagina's smell?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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