i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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