I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I just had sex on a roof
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
