Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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