I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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