READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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