That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
