If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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