It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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