There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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