Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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