It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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